He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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