hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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