That's intense
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Randomize
