When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Im part way to drunk.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
