Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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