I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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