I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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