No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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