I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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