I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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