Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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