Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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