Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
