im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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