first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Randomize
