For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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