No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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