...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
They are going to name an STD after you.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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