Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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