I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
