I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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