you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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