White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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