so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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