I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my shit smells like andre
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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