just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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