Don't you send me to vm
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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