that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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