used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
