I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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