I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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