Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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