Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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