dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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