Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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