i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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