Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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