i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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