She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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