I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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