Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
