Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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