i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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