just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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