if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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