Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Even my vagina gasped.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
