Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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