I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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