i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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