is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Panties = found
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