fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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