It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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