every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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