I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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