She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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