Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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